"Your record goes gold, and you're like, Wow! We're going to see some money. And then you see that you owe the bank of Atlantic Records lots of dough. I called my dad today to borrow some money so that I could pay my pager bill. My $62 pager bill! We get a per diem on the road, $20 or $25, but that goes straight to the titty bars."

--Mark McGrath of "Sugar Ray" in SPIN

"There were some really good-looking girls running out with their hands over their heads. Did those kids try to have sex with any of the good-looking girls? They didn't even do that? At least if you're going to kill yourself and kill all the kids, why wouldn't you have some sex? If I was going to kill some people, I'd take them out with sex."

--Howard Stern on Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris of the Columbine High School massacre.