Dear Annie:

This is for the whining wife whose husband likes to go to strip clubs on his weekends with the boys.  I think he may simply want more action than he's getting at home.

Remember, a well-fed dog doesn't need to hunt for food when it's at hand.  A nagging shrew is not very appealing. --Old Illinois Coot.

from "Annie's Mailbox," syndicated newspaper advice column

 

It's like a dog marking its territory. You know, why do dogs pee on fire hydrants and trees? I don't know. It's just like a man will leave his mark on a woman. You see something beautiful, you've got to let them know you were there.
-Pornographer Brandon Iron, explaining why men like to ejaculate onto women’s faces