Regarding Britney Spears

She was hot when she didn't look like a porno star. That fake blonde/fake tits/fake everything look really falls flat for me.

blah. if i ruled the world, there would be the option of a britney-free fark. then again, i guess i don't have to click on them :P still.
I think she got a 2nd set of implants. or 3rd. or 4th. those things have a life of their own.

what a whore!!!, I'm in love!!!!

you know what pisses me off, christina aguilera looked good before she started goin all spacewhore. the term musician gets tossed around way too loosely
she is such a joke.. yes i would boink her.. but she is still a joke.

WHORE-AY!!!!!!!!

She made be a joke but its a dirty joke and it involves me her and spanking.

She's a whore.. a pop icon whore.

I'd still tap that.

Most young women look good at that age. Pity she felt the need for artificial enhancements. Needs new handlers I guess.
Ahh, don't sweat this. When her career sags further she'll be in Playboy. Then Penthouse. Then Vivid Video...

The porn whore look is in.

If she doesn't eventually pose for Playboy, the terrorists have already won.

Um, I have said it before and I will say it again, Britiny looks like trailer trash that just got a "makeover". Nuff said, she don't do it for me.

She might be in playboy but does it really matter? All it would do is cause a scene, with the kind of clothes she wears you can tell exactly how she'd look without them.

Blah, just give her a break. Why are people even criticizing.. just leave her alone if you don't like her

i'm not a big fan of spears, but big stars end up being role models to 14 year olds, so hopefully her busting outta her bra will inspire, this generation of 14y/o to be mega-cleavage showing sluts.

she has the same vacuous look as a barbie doll.

Although the idea of having more cleavage-baring 14 year old sluts is appealing (provided they can pass for 18 on first glance), the idea of 16 year old mothers of two is equally unappealing.

I can't for her to finally realize (if that's at all possible... for those of you who remember that post about her press conference the other day) that she commited career suicide with this whole "I don't want to be a good girl anymore" crap! Sooner or later America parents are going to snap out of it and realize that their little girls are turning into sluts because of Britney and the like and refuse to let them listen to the music. And since she refuses to accept that this IS her demographic audience, she'll fall flat on her fake tits.
Not saying that I wouldn't rock her proverbial world, but she is just REALLY farking stupid. No wait, this deserves that phrase that I save for events such as this: She is phenominally stupid.

Does anyone else think the Olsen twins are hot? Does it matter to anyone that they're only like 15?

To whoever said she was trailer trash - dead on. If you've ever seen her talk (which maybe you haven't because her handlers, being smart and well paid, obviously keep that to a minimum) you can tell she's a total trailer-trash airhead. Amazing what a group of skilled producers, makeup artists and camera men can accomplish when given many millions of dollars of incentive.
And I don't think her breastez have advanced much in the last year. If you note the very top picture you can tell she's got some serious supernatural wonderbra action going on. If you've even been to or seen pictures of a Renaissance Faire, then you know that a little can go a long way if you push them all the way up.
I wonder what she really looks like. Everyone looks relatively good when it's a professional photo shoot, and that's all you ever see of her. But still..... Boo ya!

mmmmm...idontcarewhatyousaythoseareniceboobies...mmmm

So it's only a matter of time before her heroin addiction surfaces. She will be a nobody in showbusiness less than 2 years.
Please, let your career die gracefully, hoe.

I can't wait until Britney's all washed up... You know she'll be taking it all off once her music career is over.. ;)

she is still pretty sexy... but after all this interview shiat... she is as dumb as a post and I wouldn't screw a post... so she will never have my dick in'er..(I'll bet she crys herself to sleep over that)...

I wonder what the over/under is on how many years til she winds up in Betty Ford and poses for Playboy.

Tastefully done of course....

I want to know if she swallow, spit or gargle.

She is just a trailer trash girl who needs to be barefoot and preg.....

Sorry gentlemen,
Our lovely Brit has made an obscene amount of money and will never have the need or desire to grace the pages of a fine publication such as Playboy. (Or Rabid Sluts on Heat #387).

...and damn, the media tells me I should think she is sexy, and incidentally I do.

She is the archetypal Amrican girl next door cheerleader type that you have been conditioned to lust after al of your lives.
Anybody fancy a piece of hot apple pie?

All your boobies are belong to us.

Soon the mighty apparatus will burst forth with it's precious fluid. Huzzah!

I eagerly await the Maxim/FHM/Stuff/etc shoot where the Olsen twins "prove" they are all grown up ... using the Jessica Biel standard, it should be about 18 months or so.

Women throughout history have tried to display as much of their sexuality as they could. Just think! You're watching the mating dance in full fX!

"trash" - "trailer trash" - Now, don't we all feel superior? We've called someone who makes more money in an hour than we make all year names. I'm not a fan of Britney or her "music", but it does bother me that humans can so blithely dismiss one another as somehow less-than-human ("trash"!?) simply because we don't like their skin color, religious beliefs, choice of haircuts, or the way they sing and dance for a living.

And people who admit going to Renaissance Faires have little to no room to talk, btw. ;-)

Best tits money can buy.

What a brainless sack of meat. She has the potential to be a fark puppet (as long as she doesn't open her mouth to speak) or an organ bank (until the parts run out), but sadly, nothing much besides that.

If I can't pin her ankles behind her ears and drive the ol' skin bus into tuna town, the terrorists have already won.

is it just me or doesn't her FACE if you take the hair away kinda look more MANLY than a woman? She's FUGLY. God people.. how the hell can you think she's hot. I personally think any of you guys who think she's hot must be teetering on gaydom, because she almost looks like a boy.

She's a whore, norman.

I agree with you IckyMettle. Aside from getting that trailer trash look DOWN, she's fugly. I mean, even her meat plows are nappy.

I love that whole cajun-swamp-slut look.

Madonna grew up with her demograph, Britney. Time to evolve past the sex biscuit stage.

I want her to swallow... LOL!

like any male human posting on Fark wouldn't do her in a split second given the chance (and of course barring any other commitments, etc...)

IckyMettle, I wish someone WOULD park a truck between her eyes... :) there's be a hollow "POP" sound and then the noise of air being squeezed out of a balloon....

I like her body and her face aint bad. But argghhh whats with that big texas fake blond hair crap. I hate when the collar and cuffs dont match.

Also i think her ass is too big. I saw her running on TV and she runs like a girl.

wouldn't touch her.........
women need to have some brains..... sorry to ruin the curve, but I will have to pass on this one......

What a bunch of hypocrites.... "she don't do it for me.." You are all lying worse than Ollie North. Hypothetical scenario here... lets say she was just some chick waiting in line in front of you at the local supermarket, she wasn't famous or anything...
Are you trying to tell me you wouldn't cause a saftey hazard from the drool puddle that would form at your feet?
The stench from all the BS in here is making me sick.

Cleighton: Just beacause you're attracted to disgusting, plastic, fake, slutty women doesn't mean that people who aren't are full of shiat. Good for you, you think she's hot. I disagree and I'm sure plenty of guys disagree too. So get a clue - you are not the ultimate decision maker as to who is Hot and who is not. Attraction/Sexiness/Beauty is quite subjective and there are no absolute truths.

Ha! Look a the self pitying farkers! "I will never get anything even close to her so I will slam on her with one hand but I will look at her pics, cranking myself with the other."
Of course she is dumb as a post! 85% of her target demographic is also dumb as a box of rocks. How many 16 to 20 year olds can you talk to without wanting to poke your eye out? Not too damned many. I wish I was in her shoes, young rich and sexy. She is an icon for teens, most of you (myself included) are what almost 30? Bah to you naysayers! Maybe I will try out for the next boy-band....
Not to mention the fact that those boobies rule...

I didn't think anyone could be a bigger ho than Mariah...
I was wrong.

eyeshadow makes her look like death

Give her 5 years, she'll be another Mariah with tons of plastic and no self-esteem to show for it.

If I were single, would I do her? I guess, but the Barbie doll is not really my type. Always preferred brunettes, myself (think Brooke Burke).

Any bets on how long before she does Playboy? My guess - 5 years.

The world needs to find out for once and for all if they are real or fake.
There is only one way. I step forward to volunteer.

ewww.

They're fake. They've been fake since she was seventeen.

now this is dirty. Mmmmmmm. hot little hussy, tempting us all with those virginal gazes whilst wrapped up in slutsville

Anyone remember if the Spice Girls ever posed in playboy? I figured that was pretty much the conclusion about their career.
You goody goodies are a bunch of lying sacks of shiat. I'd do her in a heartbeat, and i bet you guys would to. If you wouldn't then you are what we call a homosexual. If she was in one of my classes i'd be all over her like flies on poop. Or flies on coconuts in this case ;)Don't feel bad guys, its natural to like this girl!

she is rich beyond belief.... unless she farks it all away, she will never do Playboy... well not for the money anyway. I'd rather see some harder, but that is just me.... she needs an anal rape scene or something like that.

I don't get it, Maybe if you put a bag over her face then I might do her, but dang she ugly

Sweet Jesus I'm in love with this biatch!

Stupid crackhead Brittney

Man... I never thought I'd say it but that biatch is FINE!
especially in the red white and blue leather... mmmmmmmm...

Just stop already who cares if they are fake
How would you like people calling you a whore skank ect..? she has not posed "nude yet"

ok am i the only one that spent hours jacking to this one??? i think it's the best one...screw the 4 out of 5 rating

Hey, give me a personal trainer, make up artist, hairstylist, and fake boobs. Then, take pictures of me for hours using proffessional equiment. Now, edit and airbrush all the photos.. I'd look pretty dmn good too! Anyone would! (unless it was a guy with fake boobs)

I wish she'd turn into a porn star already and just become cum fodder and yesterdays news.

Is she just someone most people love to hate? How else can you explain 26,000 + hits on the story, followed by all the nasty comments?

Ah, Britney...truly a triumph of the breastmaker's craft.

BRITNEY: IF YOU ARE READING THIS: DON'T LISTEN TO THESE MORONS. Come seek out the CHACH and he will do good things to you.

I honestly doubt that Britney would be reading this...but anyways..if you wanna talk about a chick group Dream is full of 4 hotties, yes the Olsen twins will be fantasies among many guys in a few years if not already. I think if Britney Spears was in a Photoshop thread it would most obviousely be the funniest one ever!

Code_Archaeologist: Regarding your comparison and how Britney's boobiess have gotten bigger in a year, I have to say something. In the latest pic, she is squeezing them together to enhance clevage. They're still about the same size as in the first picture. Not that they look bad in the last one, in fact, that's why she did it! Teasing us all, stupid whore.