Regarding a Canadian college student majoring in Computer Science

Busted. Tits can only do so much for a guy. I love big yammers, but not with an accompanying face like hers.

She looked a lot better in the first pic... the one without her face.

I can see why she doesn't want the focus on her face./would still hit it though

Butterface. /can't believe no one said it yet

She'll make a great intern some day.

I think the color of her teeth is what scares me:

she would suck the chrome off a trailer hitch....or a golf ball through a garden hose..trust me. How do these get through?

Eeek

I'd whiten her teeth!

id hit it

I'd put my vote into her ballot box. and by ballot box I mean her 'vagina'.

Face that could stop a watch: Not Good
Nose that could make a cocaine dealer run for cover: Really not good
Boobies that are so big no one even notices you have a head: Priceless

old and busted: her face
new hotness: her rack

holy handgrenade batman! that is a nice pair. i wont look at the face from what i've read. i want to believe.

I've seen enough to know I'd beam her up.

I'd fark her!

I'd hit 80% of her. The lower 80%.

She must brush her teeth with butter!

You know, big knobs will make up for a lot of shortcomings in other areas, but there's only so much I can overlook. Man, that chick's fugly...

I'll take them boobies, but not that face...

Oh hell, she ain't that bad!

from the mouth down she's not bad, but her eyes make me wanna gouge out my own.

I'd hit it like a Korean whore in China.

The way a large faction of the Fark community enjoys finding minute flaws, you must be drop dead gorgeous yourselves. Well I will go on the record as saying I would hit it and even perhaps buy it dinner!

She's a "two-bagger"

You guys are way harsh, she's not ugly. When it comes to boobies pics or porn (not that this link qualifies as porn, I'm just speaking in general) I've never understood why most of you expect the babes to be uber smokin' hot. Maybe I'm alone on this, but I'm always more attracted to pics of chicks I think I could actually get. I much prefer pics of chicks that are anywhere from average looking to "cute". But like I said, maybe I'm alone on this. Maybe I'm a freak and I've got it wrong. And this chick in the picture... I could get her. And yes, I would hit it. Those boobies are killer!

I think she's adorable.

She's not exactly ugly people. I'd hit it.

Although, judging from the fact she apparently likes having her picture taken, I would only hit it IF she gave me permission to whip it back out and mushroom stamp her forehead afterwards.

She's very attractive. End of story, judgemental losers.

MMM Butterface..

Thank god that someone invented paperbags.

Ack! She's cute... wtf is with you peepul?

She has a pretty face and a hella body. Very nice. She's actually able to form a complete sentence too. That's something a lot of well endowded women can't do.

I don't know what you basement dwelling types expect, but not every woman out there looks like Salma Hayek and they don't have to in order to be pretty.

I don't see a thing wrong with this girl. She has a cute, warm smile, and she looks intelligent, sweet, and friendly. I'm sure she doesn't compare with most of her critics' "girlfriends," but then again, her last name isn't ".jpg".
No sir, nothing wrong with her at all.

She's teabag worthy.

I understand why she's focusing on the boobies. Her face is tragic.

My pants just voted.

Ain't nothing wrong with her. She sure ain't a classic beauty but she isn't a German Shepherd either. Nothing wrong with a face that doesn't look like a supermodel's especially if its got a smile on it most of the time. She looks pretty perky and friendly. Nothing wrong with her at all.
(and then there's the enormous, soft, round, warm fun bags too)

Did she brush her teeth with a block of cheddar cheese?

WTF, she's good looking and she's got body to go with the brain - I'd hit it, before I got married.

big rack. big schnoz. i'd hit it.

god shes ugly...

She's so cute. I want her. :(

Beautiful tits, and her face ain't that bad. I'd hit it.

Prime example of a "Butter Face" Whew...those teeth!

Meh. They're boobs. I can see boobs all around me any time I want.

I got to agree with some of the other posts... has anyone seen any "hotties" in the CS departments at most colleges? This girl is definitely a cutie by CS standards...
/i'd hit it twice, maybe three times

The first face shot wasn't very flattering. But the other ones she looked pretty hot. Nice rack and a pretty face to go with it.

I'd hit it fo shizzle.

Oh my god, she has a face like a horse! My eyes, my eyes - somebody help me! I'm bleeding to death through my eyes!

hit her hard, assembler style.

love compsci. and minus the teeth she has a sweet smile.

I think my wang moved a little... wait... no it didn't.
/yeah, I guess I'd still hit it. Good for a poke if the tele's broke as they say.

What an ugly biatch. Guess ugly people need attention too.

Her face is revolting and can only be fixed by me bashing it with a shovel over and over agian.

Fat. sorry. its true.

Bottom line: this chick is finer, hotter, smarter, and probably nicer, than any woman who will ever have sex with all you worthless troglodytes. go back to your porn now. meanwhile, I am asking this chick out!

Well T-Boy if you say she's wired and will read this thread, then she would appreciate and understand the greatness that is "I'd hit it."

I like larger breasts when it's not just body fat but all glandular tissue. But that's just me, and that's when a C cup is plenty.

Uh, has anyone other than me noticed that she is probably the hottest computer engineering chick of ALL TIME??

A-fricken -men to that. Cute chicks w/ normal, non-supermodel faces. Are TEH HOTT. Herewith, some reasons:
- they try harder in bed, which is to say, they're not so vapid and useless that they think the mere sight of their bad selves naked is enough to make a man's evening.
- they're intellectually curious enough to try new and exciting things! (You fill in the blanks.)
- They don't have the inflated egos that accompany most cover-model-looking women, and consequently don't marry the first pro-athelete or overpaid poseur they can latch onto.

Wow....How....Ugly...Can....It....Get?

NOSE JOB. Seriously. Someone do something!

She is not bad looking. I remember reading in a girl's magazine that the center hair part is not flattering to must people with umm... noses like hers. She should add more volume/layers to her hair and get rid of that part, then she would be the hotness.

I find these threads and forums amusing. It's my chance to see the real ugliness of humans. I'm sure this girl must do something incredibly vile like drown puppies or beat old people to earn such harsh criticism from all you beautiful folks out there. I mean... could it be people will shred someone for the simple fact they don't meet some high standard of so called 'beauty'? Nahhhhh

While she's definitely not an uber-model, she's not terribly ugly, and she has a smoking body ...
/I'd hit it
//I've hit worse

Adorable honker.

"i'd hit it" Wow, are you peeps looking at her face at all? Yesh. I think beauty standards in this place are hitting rock bottom faster than that chicks tahtahs.
Dude, ease off the crack pipes and raise your standards a touch.

Nice boobs are temporary, but ugly is forever.

She should have spent the money from her tits on her face and a hairstyle.

I'd hit it, but only if I had Crest White Strips handy

All in all, though, I still contend she is attractive, and she has a great body too. Like arkansas said, it wouldn't be such a tough choice if she were wiggling in your lap.

Hey, she's not perfect, but neither am I.
I'd still plow her. HAHA
/before you bust on me for treating her like an object, realize that she did it to herself first.

Some of you guys are really farked up. She's not ugly. Okay, granted, the nose needs to be dealt with. But you spend a couple grand on a quality nosejob and she's suddenly a hottie, because I can't see anything else wrong with her. Some of you in here are acting like she looks like the Toxic Avenger. I'd love to see how your wives/girlfriends look.

 

 

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