Regarding Katie Jordan Price

God bless plastic surgery... Ooofah!

Anyone who finds those boobs exciting needs to move out of mommy's basement and look at REAL women.

Way too big.

They're large, but still nice (for the time being) - and other than that, this girl's pretty good looking. I give it my stamp of approval.

Jesus. Diameter's about on par with that of her head. That's just disgusting.

Great Gonzagas

those are huge knockers and a butter face. but hey, they'd be handy if she had a toothache *and* was on the rag at the same time. if you know what i mean, and i think you do.

Good gravy! If those were real, she could feed the entire infant population of Zambia.

I love those huge breastesesess.. hooray!

If you find that attractive, you are either (1) 14 years old, (2) a latent homosexual, or (3) both.

Though I don't prefer huge ones, I'm certainly not opposed to huge breasts either, Smooky. Those, however, are not breasts.

somebody drag it back into the water, and leave it there.

Why is she draping seaweed on her breasts? I don't find that attractive at all.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW.

worst.boobieslink.ever.

You mean they aren't real "gasp". Either way I'd still hit it!!

She looks like a friggin cartoon drawn by a horny teenage boy. Or a well paid plastic surgeon I guess.

yuck.

Asking If they're fake is like asking if she has orgasms. who cares?

Can they physically be touched? Then they're real.

Say what you will, but I'd be on that like stink on a dog. But that's just me.

skank

I'd hit it with a shot of penicillin first. What a total farkin whore.

She's kinda hot in the exotic sense, in her pictures she has alot of different looks to her. But from those pictures, I think I would pass.

Those are freakishly large boobs-

Her surgeon is an artistic genius. Bravo

she's hot in a "all of god's creatures are hot" kind of way.

Yes, indeed Mizike. I'd love to pound her in the ass.

I don't really get how this can be found attractive. Fake boobs aren't even actually boobs to begin with.. they're as much "breasts" as the ones on mannequins, they just happen to be wrapped in skin and have nipples.
I, for one, prefer actual breasts over mannequins. Nothing against big ones.. as long as they A) aren't uber-saggy and B) are actually breasts and nots bags of silicone or saline.

why is she rubbing poop on her boobs? is that supposed to be attractive?

Holy Freakishly Large Fake Boobs, Batman! I'd Hit It (if there wasn't that whole homoeroticism thing going on)
I just don't understand why any woman would have her breasts augmented to cartoonish sizes. The only possible reason I can forsee is that they are attention whores. I don't have a problem with chicks with fake boobs as long as they don't look freakish. I'm not saying that this woman isn't attractive but the boobs the size of her head are a turnoff for me. /more than likely wouldn't hit it

unnaturally huge boobs = ugly. I'd give her a 5 cause other than her freakishly nasty boobs she isn't too bad.

Flat chested is bad, but ackwardly-front-heavy is bad too :(

I'd hit it too.... but I think I'd need air tanks to get some boobage action.. Don't wanna sufficate and wind up on some fark headline..

I really hope some of you guys are kidding. It'd be blatently homsexual not to want to try and get a hand around those enormous jugs.

I'd hit it and steal her bra to mount as a trophy on my wall.

implants are ugly in general, but huge oversized ones are just plain gross.. does she actually think that looks good? i'll stick with nicely shaped naturals thanks, no beachballs

agree 100% Sizlak. unnaturally-large fake boobs are just fugly.

Why not just grope a beach-ball instead? It's probebly more real than her boobies.

A cup bad
B cup okay I guess
C cup good!
D cup okay... better than B.
DD cup okay I guess
Beach-Ball cup - ugly.

Actually I don't think those breasts look too big, just on the verge but still looks humanly possible. They aren't freakish in my opinion. Her face and the rest of her are very nice. I usually hate fake tits, but I'd hit her over and over again.

on a good note, in 10 years she'll look like E.T. with saggy orangutan boobies.

Real Man's scale:
A-cup good
B-cup good
C-cup better
D-cup best
DD-cup bester
E-cup besterer
etc.

She looks rediculous. I'd choose one of about 5,000 college girls in my town before I'd touch that freak.

Gross. Just f*cking gross. That woman is going to regret those huge knockers soon enough- the first time her back gives up and she'll need help to stand up...I prefer quality, not quantity.

I second white's comment. Katie Price has never looked attractive and is the definition of skank.

Awful. Awful, awful, awful.

Back in 1998, before she got her 2029018494723937593 surgeries, she was amazingly gorgeous. Everything was in perfect proportion, and any man would have hit it again and again and again and again.

Boo. I expect real pr0n at 1 in the morning not a trekkie's wet dream. Bah I say, bah.

Unreal! When will pornstars finally unite and decide against the fake boobies? Los naturales are sooooooo much better! She's still attractive, however. On a scale of 1-10, I'd still hit it as often as possible.

those "boobs" are moderately disgusting, stop posting that crap mods!

I love these comment threads--I dunno whats funnier, the guys who are all drooly or the ones who are all full of righteous disgust at this chick's unnatural state...you all looked at em, right? I wonder who the immature ones are. Too funny.

I agree. It amuses me to no end, the guys who couldn't get laid in a whorwhouse with a fistful of 50's, complaining about the "quality" of a boobies post. Most of them wouldn't make it to the point of touching the "horrible, misshapen" titties.
P.S. My wife is 36D, au naturel. I am an extremely happy man. Yes, I have pics. No, you may not see them. :)

What i find funny are the guys who feel they have something to prove and post about how hot their wives / girlfriends are. Like anyone here gives a shiat. Who are you hoping to impress?

Yes, anyone who doesn't like these boobies is an unwashed loser who will never know the love of a woman. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Maybe some of us just don't feel the need to crow about how much action we're getting.

I don't think she's horrible-looking at all, just someone who'd look loads better with pro make-up, airbrushing, and good lighting. Just remember, it doesn't take any balls to be the one sitting in front of the monitor. She seems to be quite pleased with herself...just relish the goodness!

I'm married, brother. I can assure you, I am NOT bragging about the action I'm getting. Why the hell else would I be posting at 4:30 in the damned morning? :)

Righteous disgust at her unnatural state? Complete BS! More
like digust at her ugly-ass completely unproportional waterballoons. It's all about her looks and i have to agree with former posters, she looks like she had f*cking truck tires implanted in her chest. I got nothing against big boobies (obviously) but these just look nasty..

I agree, she used to be good-looking with a nice figure. Now, she's a freak of nature.

Even I'D say no to that. She's probably got a vagina like a wizard's sleeve.

sorry, but I don't see the appeal of this woman. If you ever saw a pic without makeup or listened to what's going on between her ears she is even less attractive...to each his own, I suppose...

I have to say that she was better with the smaller chest... Fact is... Once you've sucked on big boobs, they're not as exciting as they were before you got to suck them... or something.

I'm gonna call my wife for a lunchtime quickie now... I'm horny.

I actually liked the one (non)Boobies that had Great face shots (not those face shots) of hot chicks.

Seriously. Skanky, but hot. I'd hit it but I'd at least single bag first.

Damn. Now that's a tittie!

Her face scares me a bit, but there's nothing a paper bag wouldn't fix.

I think she looked better before the inflation, but even now they still look good.

I totally agree with you. Those things she's got now aren't even sexual. She looks like a side-show freak.
As for Jordan, where is her arse?? The size of her tits just make her butt look totally flat. As far as I am concerned.